Life with large breasts, part one 1

In January, I’ll turn 32. When I think back on my life so far, it feels like I’ve always had breasts. I know there was a time in my life, before puberty, when they were nothing more than mosquito bite-esque bumps on a flat little torso, but I don’t remember what that feels like. I […]


How to Talk to a Woman Who is Wearing Headphones 2

In this digital day and age, talking to people can be difficult. Everyone’s got their nose buried in a smartphone or a tablet, and they’re also usually wearing headphones which adds another barrier to face-to-face communication. If you’re a lonely guy who thinks he’s going to find his next soulmate in the hostile, antisocial woman […]


Dear food service workers 2

I know that for most of you, you didn’t choose the food service life. The food service life chose you, whether it was to work your way through college, to fill the gap between careers, or just because no one else was hiring. The pay sucks (often lower than minimum wage if you’re in the […]


GLITTER! 2

Last weekend, I went to Las Vegas with a couple friends (who also happen to be former coworkers). Mostly we went to attend the International Beauty Show, a huge 3-day expo for beauty professionals. I hadn’t been to one since I was still in cosmetology school (and back then, I didn’t have the income to buy […]


New gender options in the Sims 4 3

Photo from TheSims.com Right now, The Sims 4 stands to be one of the most gender and race inclusive games on the market. There are few other, if any, games out right now that let you be whoever you want, whatever color and size you want, and pursue whatever career and hobbies you want. Even […]


Little Buddy, the baby opossum who couldn’t 4

Yesterday morning, as I was taking Penelope for a lazy walk around the paved paths through our apartment complex, I happened upon a nearly dead baby opossum. The little guy was cold to the touch and barely moving, but still breathing. There was hope yet! I quickly brought Penelope back to the apartment, grabbed a […]