Hiatus 2

To those of you who still follow this page and my blog: I’m not gone, I promise. I know a lot of you miss my rants, witticisms, and photos of my corgi and my makeup, but I’m officially going on an indefinite hiatus. About 8 months ago, I had breast reduction surgery. I was back […]

Can we lay off the makeup shaming? 4

Recently, a friend of mine had shared a video of a man applying makeup (and totally slaying it, by the way) on his social media. Despite keeping more open minded company, the post opened a can of worms in the comments that I’m all too familiar with. It started predictably enough, with some people expressing their […]

Life with large breasts, part one 3

In January, I’ll turn 32. When I think back on my life so far, it feels like I’ve always had breasts. I know there was a time in my life, before puberty, when they were nothing more than mosquito bite-esque bumps on a flat little torso, but I don’t remember what that feels like. I […]

How to Talk to a Woman Who is Wearing Headphones 2

In this digital day and age, talking to people can be difficult. Everyone’s got their nose buried in a smartphone or a tablet, and they’re also usually wearing headphones which adds another barrier to face-to-face communication. If you’re a lonely guy who thinks he’s going to find his next soulmate in the hostile, antisocial woman […]

Dear food service workers 4

I know that for most of you, you didn’t choose the food service life. The food service life chose you, whether it was to work your way through college, to fill the gap between careers, or just because no one else was hiring. The pay sucks (often lower than minimum wage if you’re in the […]


Last weekend, I went to Las Vegas with a couple friends (who also happen to be former coworkers). Mostly we went to attend the International Beauty Show, a huge 3-day expo for beauty professionals. I hadn’t been to one since I was still in cosmetology school (and back then, I didn’t have the income to buy […]